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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, ChelseaAuthor: Chelsea Handler
Publisher: Gallery
Category: Book

List Price: $16.00
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Seller: treebeardbooks
Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 506 reviews
Sales Rank: 418

Media: Paperback
Edition: 1 Reprint
Pages: 272
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.5
Dimensions (in): 8.8 x 5.3 x 0.7

ISBN: 1416596364
Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
EAN: 9781416596363
ASIN: 1416596364

Publication Date: December 29, 2009
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days

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Product Description
THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.


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1 out of 5 stars I've never done this...   August 29, 2010
TrappedInTexas (TX)
but I'm reviewing based on the one chapter I downloaded for my Kindle. Usually, I review after I've read the entire book, but that ain't gonna happen in this case.

I'm easily distracted by historical inaccuracies, whether they be of pop culture or history. It didn't take me long to be distracted.

First, Chelsea is nine years old in 1984 and talks like a teenager. Second, she uses words like "sweet" and phrases like "We totally get each other", which I don't think are very authentic for 1984. So let's just say they are. Tell me, how in the world did her father own a Yugo eleven years before its debut?

I'm okay with a little embellishment in storytelling, but if you can't keep it realistic, you lose all credibility with me.



5 out of 5 stars Hilarious!   August 27, 2010
AJ (Las Vegas, NV USA)
If you're a Chelsea fan this is a MUST read! She is SO funny! I had to stop reading a few times because I was laughing so hard!


5 out of 5 stars Best of all her books!   August 26, 2010
Amy Brown
I have read all 3 of Chelsea's books now and this one is by far the funniest. They are all funny but this one is a pee your pants kind of funny. I loved it so much I downloaded the mp3 version just to hear her actually read it. The stories are random from all ages and stages of her life. If you are a 30-something year old female like me, there will be several things in this book you can relate to and laugh about!


5 out of 5 stars Hilarious   August 25, 2010
Crystal
Chelsea Handlers books are hard to put down. I find myself laughing with every chapter.


5 out of 5 stars Say WHAT??   August 24, 2010
W. Dwire (Austin, TX)
I can't wrap my head around the bad reviews for this book. Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea is hiLARious! Very funny and original. Her easy narrative is a relief from most other books that are hard to get into. I laughed out lout on the subway at every page it seems. I love her life!

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